Reply to another Email Scammer

Initiating Contact:

On Aug 26, 2011, at 8:43 AM, Sarah Kipkalya wrote:

Greeting From Miss Sarah Kipkalya!!

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect, trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country so i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Sarah Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong’a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.
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Yours Sincerely
Sarah Kipkalya Kones.

My Response:

Really!

Wow, thank you so much for contacting me.

As it so happens, I am also in need with a personal family tragedy. You see, my father was the late Umbutu Bassekke from Nabali, Africa. As you know, he was the President of that country for eighty two years before being put on trial for crimes against humanity.

Before fleeing the country, my family had $59,687,098,000.82 in the bank account which is currently inaccessible to my family and myself. However, with your help and access to your bank account, I will be able to transfer the funds directly to you, and you can keep 50% of it! Think of it: Free Money!

All you have to do is send me your bank information and we can sign a contract over this which is legal in my country and yours.

Thank you so much for your consideration, and I hope to hear back from you soon.

Summer Seale