God sure has been unimpressive lately, hasn’t he?
Imagine that: we discover the scientific method, documentation, and recording…and the miracles stop coming our way.
Maybe back then he just needed the practice. After all….
I’ll admit: so far, that’s all pretty fucking impressive. Bravo.
Well, there isn’t much of an encore. It’s more of a “period at the end of a sentence” – if that, because it can pretty much be explained by science, medicine, biology, and chemistry. But…let’s see if you’re just as impressed anyway:
What the fuck is that???
Well, apparently: It’s a miracle.
What it is is bacteria on a communion wafer which turned red in water so, of course, some think it’s a miracle.
I know, I know, the standards that people appear to hold God up to in his declining years appear to have slipped…a lot.
Poor God…maybe he’s just getting too old to go around whacking people on the heads left and right, reshaping entire vast bodies of water, and crashing down enormous stone walls. Perhaps he needs a break because his repertoire has become thoroughly unimpressive.